Psyched in Stilettos

Now I've seen it all. Green tea is wriggling its way into all kinds of mainstream, whitebread brands... from Starbucks' Green Tea Frappuccino to Green Tea Gummy Pandas and now, KitKats! Yes! KitKats! And they're really-truly-actually coloured bright green! I don't know about you, but surely the low-grade chocolate cancels out all the good properties in the green tea?!
(Ability to boost immune systems and prevent cancer, cardiovascular disease, diabetes, and tooth decay etc). Anyway, its currently only available for a limited time in Asia, so you won't need to contemplate any serious ethical/dietary/wellbeing decisions while standing in the supermarket aisle anytime soon. (Except if you're reading this website in Japan, in which case, welcome! Or should I say, uerukamu?)